Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Learn From My Fail

“He replied, ‘Sir, let it alone for one more year, until I dig around it and put manure on it.’” – Luke 14:35
     Important Lawn Safety Tip: If you forget you went to the hardware store and bought four huge bags of manure compost for your lawn and leave them in the trunk of your car for a day during 90° weather, the next day when you remember to take them out, driving your car will still be like driving inside a giant steaming manure pile for the next week or so. You will be unable to use your air conditioning and have to drive with all windows down just so your breath doesn’t catch in your throat. You will also find your friends doubled up on the floor in laughter as you explain why they can’t go together with you in your car for pizza. Final tip: Using almost an entire bottle of Febreze air freshener on the inside of said car will only change it from a steaming manure scent to a steaming, vaguely floral, manure scent.

3 comments:

  1.      On the up side, I did get the rest of my irrigation system fixed while the manure was marinating my car's interior.

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  2. I visited earlier this week --but my computer wouldn't let me comment --perhaps that is for the best! Oh phewwwwww!

    my wv: nastatha

    thas nasta tha...!

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